Millenial Monsters

Millennial Monsters is a satirical strategy board game set in a chaotic modern city where overworked, over-caffeinated creatures battle for influence. From angry Stress Balls to burned-out Yoga Snakes, every monster embodies the struggles of millennial life — rent, bad bosses, side hustles, and too much coffee. Gameplay Players explore a city made of shifting neighborhood and district tiles, recruiting Millennial Monsters from different wild zones like coffee shops, gyms, and corporate offices. Monsters are contracted, not caught, and each type rolls unique dice tied to its personality — Caffeine monsters bring jittery bursts of power, Gym Bros smash hard but burn out, and Finance Dudes manipulate the rules for profit. Players balance energy, contracts, and team composition while facing chaotic city events, rival bosses, and missions that twist the board state. Goal The objective is to build the strongest gang of Millennial Monsters and earn victory points by completing missions, winning battles, and dominating districts. Every match plays out differently as routes, events, and missions create unpredictable challenges. The game mixes tactical dice combat with city exploration, blending humor and strategy in a fight club of burned-out beasts. Tone Funny, fast, and self-aware, Millennial Monsters captures the absurdity of everyday struggles through colorful creatures and chaotic battles. It’s a board game where burnout is a battle stat — and only the smartest, snarkiest boss will come out on top. —description from the designer