Snotnose High

Snotnose High is a co-op role-playing board game where 2-4 players take on the roles of typical high schoolers - the Jock, the Nerd, the Gamer, the Goth, the Black Guy, and the Dyke. Their mission? Rescue the self-proclaimed-hottest-girl-at-school Britney Blonde who's recently been kidnapped by the evil Professor Blender. Their mood? Pissed. Their genitalia? Hardened (with the notable exception of the Dyke.) Within his blender, Professor Blender has concocted a menagerie of unique monsters, different each time the game is played, to stop our heroes. Will he prevail? Players will travel across Snotville, an island situated between the mystical lands of Atlantis, Middle Earth, and the People's Republic of Kuwait. Landmarks at Snotville consists of Snotnose High itself, the rival highschool Harvord High, the Suburbs where everyone lives, the Arcade where we can all play games within the game, and the History Hut, a bar frequented exclusively by prominent figures of history, like Albert Einstein, Charles Darwin, and John Cena. Along the way, they will encounter, count, and account for countless Count Dracula-like creatures, all with a different head, body, and pair of legs, as blended in Professor Blender's blender. But they'll have to hurry - the evil Professor intends to blend Britney herself! —description from the designer